Patrick Higgins

Professional Comedian. Sleep Enthusiast.
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There’s no earthly way of knowing…which direction we are going…

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While love does not hurt, relationship insecurities are excruciating. You are considered to be having insecurities if you keep worrying about being abandoned. You may also be one of those people who…

I love Reddit

I love Reddit

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Are you tired of your vaginal odor making you faint? (via)

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aiwa-sensei:

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picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100 

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bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

she killed it

where yall get this footage of me

She stole my moves.

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darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Yup, first of its kind! Ground breaking!

Fucking idiots.

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This is the greatest

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